Life is just a dirty four-letter word: W-O-R-K.

The Japanese have a word for it. It's Judo - the art of conquering by yielding. The Western equivalent of Judo is, "Yes dear".

Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming.

Boys will be boys and girls will be girls, and if you want it any different you can join a Shubert chorus

No-limit hold'em- Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.

Peace of mind is much better than giving them a piece of your mind.

You have to be a winning player just to break even.

Make sure that today is better than yesterday.

The temptationTo take the precious things we have apartTo see how they workMust be resisted for they never fit together

What is it about maps? I could look at them all day, earnestly studying the names of towns and villages I have never heard of and will never visit.

'Do you think that we shall ever be admitted as a State into the Union without denying the principle of polygamy?' If we are not admitted until then, we shall never be admitted.

We encourage one another in mediocrity.

Rugby may have many problems, but the gravest is undoubtedly that of the persistence of summer.

It is easier to win love than to keep it.

I love to flirt, and I've never met a man I didn't like.

I never think I have success even when I have it, for better or for worse.

I hate going into a room with people in it and the feeling of them staring. I find every moment excruciating.