Licking Falls, Ohio, had its own set of standards. They were archaic at best.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

I spoke fire, laughed smoke, and madness spilled forth from my inspiration.

In order to have different things we must become someone different.

I myself am an absolute abyss.

Nothing can last forever. There isn't any memory, no matter how intense, that doesn't fade out at last.

If you keep saying things are going to be bad you have a good chance of being a prophet.

Every blade of grass is a study; and to produce two, where there was but one, is both a profit and a pleasure.

Most of all, I want you to know without a doubt that I've got your back. And your front. And your sides. I've got all of you and I'm not letting go.

You know what ego stands for: Edging Out God!

Presumption will be easily corrected; but timidity is a disease of the mind more obstinate and fatal.

Whenever folks say radical Christianity is "a phase" of youth, I tell them they need to meet our 80-year-old nun or my friend Tony Campolo.