Liberals always exempt themselves from the rules that they impose on others.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

It is only with true love and compassion that we can begin to mend what is broken in the world. It is these two blessed things that can begin to heal all broken hearts.

Law is made by the winner to preserve victory over the loser.

All the happiness of man stems from one thing only: that he is incapable of staying quietly in his room.

Good fashion for me is like rock ‘n’ roll – there’s always a little rebellion in it.

I believe that I am God's exact intention. It's that balance of virtue and vice.

The qualities we have, make us so ridiculous as those which we affect.

I don't want to be modelling G-strings. It's not that good for my image – I'm a footballer not a tart

Willpower can produce short-term change, but it creates constant internal stress because you haven't dealt with the root cause.

A good radio show will captivate you, and it's active listening. It's not in the background.

To pastors and leaders who serve faithfully, who work to teach and shepherd those who are in your church or religious institution: thank you for all you do.