Liberalism is [ CNN infobabes] religion; it's all a matter of faith. Nobody attacking it is gonna be listened to.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Find your passion and fulfill it.

You know, one of the only times I ever wrote about art was the obituary of Warhol that I did for the Village Voice.

To me, money is a commodity that a person must have to function, not a goal in itself.

Everybody has been cheated on, everyone will be cheated on.

It's not that there aren't a million other things to learn about God, but He says you've got to start with the fear of the Lord because that's the beginning of wisdom.

Most people go to their grave with their music inside them.

Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much.

A federal appellate circuit looked at what [Barak] Obama was doing and said he can't do it. Immigration law is settled.

It's usually a spiritual thing that's preventing somebody from having happiness.

Pham Nuwen plunked himself down, stretching indolently.