Liam recoiled as if I'd hoofed him in the danglies.

Memory revises me.

Light inside of us can overcome, withstand or overshadow any darkness outside of us

I’ve had those relationships, and you have to make those mistakes to find out what we really want.

I remain a simple man who has more questions than answers. Please join me as I seek to turn that tide.

At my core, the glass isn't half-empty, it's not even what I ordered in the first place.

I like to go out, but sometimes it's nice to stay cozy at home, watching movies or TV, especially early in the week.

I've created a chaotic life, and then I get on edge because of it.

Without enthusiasm, virtue functions not at all, and vice only poorly.

The people who are the best in the world specialize at getting really good at the questions they don't know.

It always comes down to what the crowd buys coming out of your mouth, which differs from one comic to the next.