Letting cats and dogs have litters is tantamount to shooting shelter animals in the head since it kills their chances of adoption. Please do the right thing and spay or neuter your animals.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

I'm not looking for a happy ending. I'm looking for a new beginning.

I've spent more on my Dodger tickets that I did on my car.

a little misgiving in the beginning of things, means much regret in the end of them.

If you chance your focus - you will change your life.

A women needs ropes and ropes of pearls.

We are a democratic, egalitarian people who spend our days desperately trying to climb over each other.

A question settled by violence, or in disregard of law, must remain unsettled forever.

My thoughts amuse me.

Those who only know England know not England.

Your setback is just a setup for your comeback.