Let's make America great again.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Far from failing in its intended task, our educational system is in fact succeeding magnificently because its aim is to keep the American people thoughtless enough to go on supporting the system.

Very high altitude observatories are a known worker health hazard.

I'm gluten intolerant, so that automatically cuts carbs from my diet.

I'd rather be tipping cows in Tulsa, than hailing cabs here in New York.

It is the pleasure of astonishing others, and the proud satisfaction of never being astonished by them.

I think that Frank Sinatra was maybe the greatest pop singer.

The advance and perfecting of mathematics are closely joined to the prosperity of the nation.

For the state of our union to be strong, we need to place value in Americans.

A golfer should never make a mental mistake because the ball is just sitting there waiting for you to hit it.

I was valedictorian. Did I enjoy going to school? I hated it. It wasn't a choice on my part, it was expected.