Kinko's is the soup kitchen for the technologically disadvantaged.

Happy wife, happy life.

If you’re going to enjoy the picnic that life really is, you’d better learn to like yourself not despite your flaws and so-called deficits, but because of them.

Accountants are in the past, managers are in the present, and leaders are in the future.

The goal of management is to remove obstacles.

Make your customers comfortable and they will give you their lives.

You can either complain or look for opportunity in every problem. I prefer opportunity.

The people in the front lines are my customers. I need to keep them happy. And, the best way to take care of your customers is to take care of your workers.

With ADD, you’re curious. You’re eyes believe what they see. Your ears believe what others say. I learned to trust my eyes.

One day I'd like to go to the Moon and look at the planet Earth and say, 'Wow, there's part of my portfolio.'

My motto has always been that anybody can do it better than me.

The king's "only interest in government was a pious but simpleminded desire for reproachment

A part of me knew... from the moment I saw her

Which, the first meeting with anybody is, you know, everybody is on their best behavior. It's only after you get to know them for a while that you figure out.

Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in 'Dancing with the Stars.'

There are few joys to compare with the telling of a well-told tale.

I actually liked the disolation of winter; it was the season when it was okay to be unhappy. If I were to ever kill myself, I thought it would be in the summer.

Jesus showed us how to be courageous and sacrificial while we die for our beliefs, not while we kill for them.

The problem is not scarcity; the problem is power.

It's really hard not to think too much. If I try to control the sled too much so that I have perfect lines, I'm really slow.

I'm a love-it-or-hate-it person. I don't waffle.