Justin Bieber stole my haircut. And Axl Rose stole my dance!

My family is a part of my life and everything is all a mixture of enjoyment.

I'm about to challenge for the Maryland Cup in the next couple of years, as an owner, a trainer, and a rider.

I got hate letters from girls all over America because I wouldn't go to the prom with them.

The racing bug is never going to go away. It's like the Mafia.

Once you're in, you're in. It's like the Mafia. Once a Monkee, always a Monkee.

I like tall girls because I like someone to look up to.

The Monkees are like the mafia. You're in for life. Nobody gets out.

Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare. All your sins punished. I can offer you...an escape.

I would say that fifty percent of my show is killer comedy.

I only bet on what's dearest to a man's heart. Else there is no way to tell if he's bluffing. What a man is willing to risk or not to risk, that's a measure of his soul.

If you want to reduce the rats, use the cats! If you want to reduce the fools, use the books!

Regardless of what language it is said in, "I love you" stays beautiful, and two hearts beating together make the same sound. It is the language of Love.

Your tone demonstrates. . .•

The good show is not about people fighting or getting drunk or throwing up on each other, or hating each other - it's about celebrating people's talent.

If he thinks he floats off the floor, and if I simultaneously think I see him do it, then the thing happens.

Treat [the people] as slaves, guard them against brigands, and they will come to regard themselves as slaves and brigands.

If somebody says, "Oh, we're going to improvise!," I'm like, Oh, get me out of here.

If you believe in truth and cared enough to obtain it, you had to be prepared actively to suffer for it.

Any Idiot can point out a problem .... A leader is willing to do something about it! Leaders solve problems!

The paths of virtue, though seldom those of worldly greatness, are always those of pleasantness and peace.