Jesus Christ! I would crawl over the mountains of Beverly Hills on my hands and knees if I could do a movie with Doris Day!

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

Sure I wave the American flag. Do you know a better flag to wave? Sure I love my country with all her faults. I'm not ashamed of that, never have been, never will be.

The reason there are so many stupid people is because it's illegal to kill them.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

TRUE Courage is when you are scared to death and STILL saddle up and ride in!

All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.

Very few of the so-called liberals are open-minded.... They shout you down and won't let you speak if you disagree with them.

A friend of mine told me to shoot first and ask questions later. I was going to ask him why, but I had to shoot him.

I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.

The most important parts of building a family are "God's Love" and "Meaningful Friendships.

Instinct is untaught ability.

I have to get better, but I can't change the way I play.

They took away our land, our language, and our religion; but they could never harness our tongues.

Toil, says the proverb, is the sire of fame.

I make mistakes. I say stupid things. I do idiotic things. And, quite frankly, I'm proud of them. Why not make mistakes?

I've always been more afraid of being left alone or left out than of things that go bump in the night.

If God had to give a woman wrinkles, He might at least have put them on the soles of her feet.

Twitter. It's not a good sound, is it? If it were worth doing, there would be a better word for it.

There is no hierarchy of elder knowledge in my social region of things. There are only people learning and sharing in a very complex environment.