It was that depressing time in the early morning where the only people about were milkmen, police officers- and time travellers.

This is the goddess Fortuna. She brought luck - or took it away. But you'd put up with whatever she did. Because when she decided to favour you, it made everything worthwhile

Elves, pixies, gnomes- the Moomins, Chorlton and the Wheelies, SpongeBob SquarePants- they all tried to invade you at some point.

For some people, being mean to others is the point of their lives.

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

There is something fundamentally wrong in treating the Earth as if it were a business in liquidation.

Hell madame is to love no longer.

I don't feel like I have to live up to anything because I've proven that I can play. Give me the ball and let's go.

Character isn't inherited. One builds it daily by how one thinks and acts.

Every top team has got at least one top keeper. You need people to move, managers to change. You need something to happen for something to happen. You can't just charge in somewhere.

When the Communist Party comes to power, it acts a lot like the mafia: If you are a loyal member in good standing, everything is yours. You're protected, even if you commit a crime.

What everybody is well advised to do is to not write about your own life, this is if you want to write fast. You will be writing about your own life anyway but you won't know it.

Every problem interacts with other problems and is therefore part of a set of interrelated problems, a system of problems. I choose to call such a system a mess.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.