It was only long after the ceremony that we learned why we got married in the first place.

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world.

A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.

Grandchildren are the dots that connect the lines from generation to generation.

Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.

If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first.

The single and most dangerous word to be spoken in business is no. The second most dangerous word is yes. It is possible to avoid saying either.

All friends are not for life, but if you have a true friend, you have a life.

Men are taught to apologise for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.

Did I choose you? Did you choose me? And what difference does it make? All that really matters, friend, is that we chose together.

there is no noise louder than a silent phone.

Un sot trouve toujours un plus sot qui l'admire.A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.

Money is a tool. Used properly it makes something beautiful- used wrong, it makes a mess!

The world hates change yet it is the only thing that has brought progress.

Always with me was the inner twin: my true nature, my true self. It is timeless, free, compassionate and in love with whatever is natural to me

I'm the star of the show. I should have a decent haircut.

I'm super-popular, so I had to pretend to be a loser, which was super-hard.

I realized during my time as a chaplain that I didn't want to be a minister.

Things That Don't Matter When You've Lived the Same Day Six Times and Died on at Least Two of Them: Lunch meats and their relative coolness.

I don't think some of the people who come to Old Trafford can spell football, never mind understand it.

I am inclined to believe that one who is a coward will be born after death as an insect or a worm, that there is no salvation for a coward even after millions of years of penance.