It takes a sour woman to make a good pickle.

Miracles prove nothing except to those whose faith is bought very cheap, sir.

A mere redrawing of borders, a change in governments, those things can never faze a Jewess with a good supply of hand wipes in her bag.

The day you ever have that much control over my behavior, it will be because somebody's asking you, should she get the pine box or a plain white shroud?

SUCCESS in WRITING occurs when your DREAMS are BIGGER than your EXCUSES.

Live like there’s no tomorrow and learn as if your life depends on it

If your best friend truly is the person who knows you completely and loves you anyway, wouldn't that be your mother?

To admit what you see endangers principles.

I don't mind opinions, because you like something or you don't like something, but to say things about your personal life? I'm like, "Man, let me quit reading this. 'Cause I'll stab everybody."

I think the greatest rogues are they who talk most of their honesty.

I don't even read the papers. I read 'USA Today' because it has color photos.

When you slow down enough to sculpt, you discover all kinds of things you never noticed before.

The conduct of a wise politician is ever suited to the present posture of affairs. Often by foregoing a part he saves the whole, and by yielding in a small matter secures a greater.

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing.