It seems like the richer you are, the more chance you have of paying less tax.

You cannot be serious!

I have never seen someone point after point that just gives it everything.

Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?

My greatest strength is that I have no weaknesses.

As they say in sports, the older you get, the better you used to be.

The important thing is to learn a lesson every time you lose.

That's one of the best sets I've seen him play, although I should preface that by saying I haven't seen him play before.

I think it's the mark of a great player to be confident in tough situations.

We all choke. Winners know how to handle choking better than losers.

I want to be remembered as a great player, but I guess it will be as a player who got angry on a tennis court.

All of your failures, are training grounds

Necessity is an evil; but there is no necessity for continuing to live subject to necessity.

When we avoid the legitimate suffering that results from dealing with problems, we also avoid the growth that problems demand from us.

I'm not here to discuss the past. I'm here to be positive...

The chief strategist of an organization has to be the leader - the CEO.

The music we play has to be tomorrow's, the things we say have to be today, and the reason for bothering is yesterday.

My mom took all of my behavior personally. Everything I did she thought it was an act of rebellion against her. But it was just me being me.

We had a lot of support - don't give me "the world", just the televisions. In America we enjoy support,China is neutral, India is for, in Europe they're divided.

My name is Jared Howe. I haven't spoken to another human being in more than two years, so I'm sure I must seem...a little crazy to you.

Perfectibility is one of the most unequivocal characteristics of the human species.