It's what's known as an origin myth. What happened to me? That's no myth.

And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person's idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was the opposite of charming. More like Prince Terrifying.

When something horrible happens, it's human nature to want to blame it on someone. We want someone to be held accountable, even though sometimes things just happen.

If a man took a lover it would be accounted commonplace. Why shouldn't you? Your virtue lies in your mind, not in what lies between your legs.

The cat is beauty and the beast, a baffling blend, a wicked feast.For all who dream of varied light, the cat holds both the dark and bright.

Civilization is unbearable, but it is less unbearable at the top.

Seeing too much to deny and too little to be sure, I am in a state to be pitied.

The Savior warns that if we start along the path and go far enough and then fail and deny Him, it would have been better if we had never begun.

I have a limited amount of time to build a career out of football and be the best that I can be at this job. When this job is over, I have the rest of my life to do what I want with my time.

This web of time--the strands of which approach one another, bifurcate, intersect or ignore eachother through the centuries--embrace every posibility.

If there are two persons praying, there are three. If three meet to pray, there are four praying. There is always one more than you can see.

Pessimism is an excuse for not trying and a guarantee to a personal failure.