It's some chopped liver. That's Jewish soul food.

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America — that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.

A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

If you can see the handwriting on the wall... you're on the toilet.

The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.

I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.

Rational was for people who didn’t have a broken heart.

Arrogance is the conjoined twin of ignorance.

I'm still astonished that somebody would offer me a job and pay me to do what I wanted to do.

Neither should, for the same reason, the lessons be for too long a period; they fatigue and bore a horse, and it should be returned to the stable with the same good spirits it had upon leaving it.

I'd rather be lonely than happy with somebody else.

Tame birds sing of freedom. Wild birds fly.

I do have complicated feelings about Hollywood, but I also have tremendously affectionate ones.

Obviously it was an out of body experience to win an Academy Award.

How many small decisions accumulate to form a habit? What a multitude of decisions, made by others, in other times, must shape our lives now.

I work hard and I play hard, too. There is nothing wrong with that.