It's never wise to laugh at things you don't understand...If you're not careful, they might start laughing back at you.

There's no point having wishes if you don't at least try to do them

Things I Want to Happen After I die: You're allowed to be sad, but you're not allowed to be too sad. If you're always sad when you think about me, then how can you remember me? —Sam McQueen

If you're always sad when you think about me, then how can you remember me?

What a slacker. Just because daddy paid for his college education, he thinks he can avoid dying for his country." -- Willie "Drafted

But to him who tries and fails and dies I give great honor and glory and tears.

Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.

I've always said, I prefer the opera to the soap - those extreme characters and circumstances.

Good intentions can be evil, both hands are full of grease. You know, sometimes Satan comes as a man of peace.

Without TV, it's hard to know when one day ends and another begins.

I remember telling ghost stories with my cousins when I was four, five, six-years-old. I've just always loved it. But I think you're drawn to things you're terrified of.

But it also came at a significant cost for human rights, and today's restricted freedom of expression, self-censorship and stunted multiparty democracy.

Some of the conflict of interest laws do apply to the president, particularly The Emoluments Clause to "The Constitution," which prohibits any type of benefit from a foreign government.