It's impossible to expect polite behavior from people who've never witnessed it.

I've never been a fan of presidents who place blame on their predecessors or who accept credit for events that couldn't have been engineered so soon in their tenure.

For justice to have any meaning, it must also mean that no innocent person should ever be executed.

It is entirely possible that Limbaugh himself never needed contraception in college, but virtue in the absence of opportunity is hardly a moral triumph.

If you don't like tomato soup, you don't buy tomato soup.

Allow me to introduce myself. I am a traitor and an idiot. Also, my mother should have aborted me and left me in a dumpster, but since she didn't, I should 'off' myself.

Great nations don't have to remind others of their greatness. They merely have to be great.

People in positions of power and privilege have a duty to perform at a higher level. If not them, then who?

But principles defended at the expense of pragmatic application is the business of priests.

Freedom is a messy affair, and sometimes people get their feelings hurt but we think the trade-off is worth the aggravation.

Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again.

You wanna go build some shelves with me?

Don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.

Hold fast to life and youth.

That's the problem with the truth," Darcy said. "Liars and honest men both claim to have it.

I am still in the land of the dying; I shall be in the land of the living soon. (his last words)

I'm glad you're better," he said. His mouth sounded like it was almost in my hair, just above my my ear. "When I saw you fall..." "You thought, 'Wow, she's a loser.

When I'm 40 and nobody wants to see me in a sparkly dress anymore, I'll be, like: 'Cool, I'll just go in the studio and write songs for kids.'

I am she, O most bucolical juvenal, under whose charge are placed the milky mothers of the herd.

A well-off plastic surgeon can suffer just as much as an Irish lad who has been abused or whatever.