It's an election year. We would prefer that voters didn't use common sense.

Presidents don't make new friends. That's why they've got to keep their old ones." Adm. Fitzwallace

The world can move or not by changing some words.

DONNA: "She said she knew it in her heart. Do you know how many times I've been wrong about things I knew in my heart?

There (is) order and even great beauty in what looks like total chaos. If we look closely enough at the randomness around us, patterns will start to emerge.

I was sitting on a bench having a bagel, but from where I was both jogging and scullng looks good to me. -- Sam

PRESIDENT BARTLETT: "See how benevolent I can be when everybody just does what I tell them.

I have a decision to go, but I am not sure to choose which other prison on the earth.

Let tomorrow cross its own rivers.

My mother phones daily to ask "Did you just try to reach me?" When I reply no she adds "So if you're not too busy call me while I'm still alive " . . . and hangs up.

How prompt we are to satisfy the hunger and thirst of our bodies; how slow to satisfy the hunger and thirst of our souls!

I'm hardly the sexiest man in the world. I'm a bit of a geek.

If something is not good enough, stop doing it.

The tongue is the vile slave's vilest part.

When I started dating I had relationships with people who came from families that weren't at all artistic or whatever, and they didn't understand how to communicate. I find that so boring.

Happiness is the twin sister of optimism and the twin brother of contentment.

If you have something about yourself that's different, you're lucky. It's not a curse.