It's a grim business, this being funny. Every time you come up with a strong, satiric idea, the world tops it.

If we treat each other as if we are geniuses, poets and artists, we have a better chance of becoming that on stage.

Where do the really best laughs come from? Terrific connections made intellectually, or terrific revelations made emotionally.

The more you know, the more you can make fun of

Fall, then figure out what to do on the way down.

It's not about the journey. It's about the people you meet.

The absolute worst thing you can do in a scene is be apathetic.

The truth is funny. Honest discovery, observation, and reaction is better than contrived invention.

Beyond the deepest tragedy there is laughter; even in the midst of tragedy there is always the possibility for laughter.

The only rule is that there are no rules.

Every interpersonal situation has a solution in which everyone wins.

Is there any good works without grace?

Science is nothing but the process of finding solutions.

Who shall tell the lady's griefWhen her Cat was past relief?Who shall number the hot tearsShed o'er her, beloved for years?Who shall say the dark dismayWhich her dying caused that day?

The only question that really counts, must be thins one: are things getting better or are they getting worse?

Nobody calls me silly. That is not a word that applies to me.

I'm not that clued into what people are that touchy about and how many of them there are and how niche these niches are.

I personally do not believe I'm irresponsible. Everything I do revolves around my children.

The importance of command leadership. Clear objective and strategy and loyalty to those reporting to you.

It appears to me that men are trying to speak for God instead of letting God speak for himself.

I believe that all roads lead to the same place - and that is wherever all roads lead to.