It'll be a great day when the seniors have all the baseball caps they need and the Pentagon bombs Gilligan's Island.

If you fall behind, run faster. Never give up, never surrender, and rise up against the odds.

When everyone is included, everyone wins.

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.

Inclusion is not a matter of political correctness. It is the key to growth.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

You may not be responsible for being down, but you must be responsible for getting up.

If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, I know I can achieve it.

Tears will get you sympathy, sweat will get you change.

Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change.

Our flag is read, white and blue, but our nation is a rainbown-red, yellow, brown, black and white - and we're all precious in God's sight.

Wisdom is not increased by acquiring more information, but by increasing the capacity of seeing.

Your life will become more fulfilling once you realise what you have within yourself and your wardrobe - and then learn to use what you have.

Environmental radiation research is the rent I pay for living on this planet.

Courage to continue comes from deeper sources than outward results.

I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously.

We do not make changes for the sake of making them, but we never fail to make a change when once it is demonstrated that the new way is better than the old way.

The art of walking is at once suggestive of the dignity of man. Progressive motion alone implies power, but in almost every other instance it seems a power gained at the expense of self-possession.

The central problem of an education based upon experience is to select the kind of present experience that live fruitfully and creatively in subsequent experiences.

A nickname may be the best record of a success. That's what I call putting the face of a joke upon the body of a truth.

You can never get someplace physically until you've been there mentally.