It is very simple to be likeable in Washington. You just go along to get along. You just do what your leadership wants.

I want you to take a good, hard look at me, America, because this is exactly what you’ve got coming.

It took Jimmy Carter to give us Ronald Reagan.

Always be sexy. I salute that message.

Liberty is never safer than when politicans are terrified.

Climate change is the perfect pseudoscientific theory for a big government politician who wants more power. Why? Because it is a theory that can never be disproven.

Every candidate is going to come to you and say they are the most conservative person that ever lived.

I'm a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you're a terrible surgeon.

The essence of the conservative message should be we want a dynamic nation where anybody with nothing can achieve anything.

I've spent the past month in Washington D.C. and it is terrific to be back in America.

The last 15 years, there has been no recorded warming. Contrary to all the theories that they are expounding, there should have been warming over the last 15 years. It hasn't happened.

Each of us has more intelligence than we are trained to use and the part that we get graded on in school doesn’t amount to much.

A man with a victim mentality attracts autocrats into his life who will decide how he should live

Perhaps crossing the barriers of time has freed me.

If the path is beautiful, all you have to do when walking in that path is to be beautiful so as to not ruin the beauty of the path!

Luck is a strong horse

All things are bound together. All things connect.

Every country now has its own domestic political debate about how to respond to climate change. This is where the action is.

Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors.

there is still an overwhelming social compulsion-an insanity of consensus, if you will-to get rich from life rather than live richly, to “do well” in the world instead of living well.