It is always disillusioning to weigh your fish and measure your golf drives. Smart men estimate them.

There comes a time in every man's life when he is either going to go fishing or do something worse.

Be not the first to take up the new, nor the last to cast the old aside.

If you stop tending to flowers when they lose a few petals, you will never grow a garden.

I'm on a roller coaster which only goes up my friend

No Love will remain unfulfilled.

My brain sometimes departs from the agreed-upon reality, and my private reality is a very lonely place. But in the end, I'm not sure I wish I'd never gone there.

Yes, he [Mahatma Gandhi] was a great man. However...between me and Gandhi there was never the understanding there was between me and my father.

Dear Daddy-Long-Legs, You never answered my question and it was very important. ARE YOU BALD?

My life is a rather grim one. One day I shall perhaps describe it to you in great detail.

I'm not a homosexual and I don't smoke pot, so what would I say?

We cannot build a viable state with a country that is disintegrating into small pieces.

I think the act of lying can be separated from the genre of memoir. Though often times, people are unaware of their own subjectivity.