It is a great mystery to me how the problems of others seem like simple arithmetic while my own appear as complicated as a calculus equation.

When I count my blessings, I find you in every one.

I love you" means I want you to be happy.

Music is happiness with a steady pulse.

Alas, impatience is but another form of unhappiness. It is true, it is true. I have never met a happy impatient person.

Happiness is never in a rush. If you move too fast, you leave it behind.

Laugh and smile for no reason at all. Giggle grins are a magnet for happiness.

Life can seem like a gloomy wait in the thick of black shadows.And still there are those who smile at the darkness, anticipating the beauty of an eventual sunrise.

Nothing can squelch your fire except turning your back on the thing that fuels it.

The rarest, truest beauty is visible only to the heart.

The real beauty of a woman is most clearly seen in the smiles of those who interact with her.

I like the way you kiss-a couple of test kisses, then a huge kiss.

We are all angelic.Offspring of godly relic, accept and be prophetic.

I feel your pain. My vibrator needed batteries.

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The truth of a theory can never be proven, for one never knows if future experience will contradict its conclusions.

I can become so interested in what I have that I forget the needs of my soul.

Each one to his own trade; then would the cows be well cared for.

You get no points for style when it comes to putting. It's getting the ball to drop into the cup that counts.

A fair woman shall not only command without authority but persuade without speaking.

I have a hold limit that I've set for myself. I hold until I start to imagine myself killing the person on the other end. Then I hang up and regroup.