Isn't it amazing how much better you listen when you are in need?

I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit bootie?

You don't have to worry about the guy that threatens to beat you up. Worry about the guy that shows up on your doorstep, looking for a fight.

You've go to have a heart to be in the WWE, but its got to be black. Just like me.

The more a man understands the world, the more he falls in love with everyone and everything.

Sometimes the greatest storms bring out the greatest beauty… Life can be a storm, but your hope is a rainbow and your friends and family are the gold.

Conventional wisdom may not be wise.Good fortune and bad luck do not exist.Freedom of choice is predetermined.Don’t believe anything you read!

If you have too many enemies, it means that you are either too good or too evil!

You think of yourselves as human beings, but I think of you as 99 percent bacterial.

I want the services to look and sound like the Grammys. It's not showy, but we represent God, and it should be first class.

Marriage is the dark side of the honeymoon

Krishna exalts those who are humble and humbles those who exalt themselves.

There's not that many surprises that you get in life.