Irony

I will tell you a story, one I used to tell to a little boy with dark hair. A silent boy who rarely laughs, who listened more closely than I realized. A boy who had a name and not a title

If no thought your mind does visit make your speech not too explicit.

I can type faster than I can point. And my mother told me that pointing is impolite.

I do my podcast on Mondays for a specific reason. A lot of people go to work and don't like their jobs. If you give people something to laugh about, it's good.

Religon is misunderstood mythology

I was a good little boy and a good student. I've never been arrested.

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.

Everything we make pollutes. The most responsible thing we can do is to make each product as well as we know how so it lasts as long as possible.

The lack of alternatives to an illegal action does not legitimise that action.