Iran is taking over Iraq.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

The morning wind spreads its fresh smell. We must get up and take that in, that wind that lets us live. Breathe before it's gone.

Embrace love and compassion with all your spirit. Understand that they never hurt or offend, they just heal and empower.

Righteous indignation are the very clothes that liars wear

What a great and happy place the world was! But you had to be big and grown-up before you could do just what you liked.

Sometimes I notice I'm demented, especially at sunset.

For me, it's the reactions from the audiences that are golden. If they enjoy it, then half the battle has been won.

Life is tough, and if we don't laugh, we're going to - our head will explode.

Good humor pokes fun at the powerful — not the weak.

Being a creation of Man, art re-creates Man.

When you have something in black and white, you can deal with it quicker.