Inside that Colonel, there's a private that needs to be cuddled and held just like the rest of us." Hawkeye

Colonel Henry Blake, a surgeon: "I can paint a barn with someone else's blood. I just can't stand to see my own.

Shaving was invented to kill time before a date.

Are you dedicated to your patient or your ego?

What's a man worth without love ? $.89 worth of chemicals." Hawkeye Pierce

Do you really understand all this army stuff?It helps not to be too bright, sir.

Women are going to form a chain, a greater sisterhood than the world has ever known.

In the experience is the emotion. In the emotion is the gift.

Why do we do basic research? To learn about ourselves.

Market forces impose certain rules before a film can actually get made.

I felt rather exhausted, and wondered, rather shocked at my callous thought, why old people were sometimes such a strain. Worse than young children or puppies because one had to be polite.

Health is the greatest of human blessings.

People need to understand, we can come together as a nation; we can create a culture of life.

Show me a country where the bombs had to fallShow me the ruins of buildings so tallAnd I'll show you a young landWith many reasons whyThere but for fortune, go you or IYou or I.

Humility is not a part of devotional service, it is the heart of devotional service.

To buried merit rise the tardy bust.