In war, practice dissimulation and you will succeed.

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.

Victory comes from finding opportunities in problems.

It is more important to outhink your enemy, than to outfight him

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.

the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight.

Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.

Those who are victorious plan effectively and change decisively. They are like a great river that maintains its course but adjusts its flow.

Swift as the wind. Quiet as the forest. Conquer like the fire. Steady as the mountain

A leader leads by example not by force.

When you believe, incredible things happen. You set divine forces into motion.

To teach that a comparatively few men are responsible for the greatest forward steps of mankind is the worst sort of nonsense.

I’d practically groped her under the guise of helping her get out a stain, but still, she looked like she found me about as appealing as second-hand underpants.

Real beauty is to be true to oneself. That's what makes me feel good.

Creative ability is often mistakenly attributed to inborn talent. It is about all the ability to connect one thing with another.

Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.

Connection and connectedness are other words for community and communion.

Beware of anyone who tries to please you all the time.

Goodbye. Thanks for your help... I... I'll miss you. -Rose to Mason

Crocodiles. I’ve been catching them since I was nine. No problem.