In the way of God, thoughts count very little. Love does it all.

And it is not necessary to have great things to do. I turn my little omelette in the pan for the love of God.

To worship God in truth is to recognize Him for being who He is, and to recognize ourselves for what we are.

We ought not to be weary of doing little things for the love of God, who regards not the greatness of the work, but the love with which it is performed.

There's no greater lifestyle and no greater happiness than that of having a continual conversation with God.

In order to know God, we must often think of Him; and when we come to love Him, we shall then also think of Him often, for our heart will be with our treasure.

There is not in the world a kind of life more sweet and delightful, than that of a continual conversation with God; those only can comprehend it who practice and experience it.

Lord of all pots and pans and things make me a saint by getting meals and washing up the plates!

There is no sweeter manner of living in the world than continuous communion with God.

You need not cry very loud; he is nearer to us than we think.

Let us think often that our only business in this life is to please God. Perhaps all besides is but folly and vanity.

God is using all of your experiences, both good and bad, to develop your character to match your calling.

Every morning, the rising sun invites and inspires us to begin again.

The true Christian's nostril is to be continually attentive to the inner cesspool.

Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.

I have a great advantage: I write from the perspective of my own voice. I'm not copying anyone's voice. It's my voice. I have the advantage of being a writer of English as a second language.

When I'm onstage they know I'm honest, and I try to be as humble as I can.

I don't think I've ever been mistaken for anyone.

I know I'm not great at structure and story.

George Carlin put it best. He said, "My old act was so easy to do because there was so little of me in it."

I felt like I had just double-tapped Santa.