In a soulmate we find not company but a completed solitude.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

I'm guilty of giving people more chances than they deserve but when I'm done, I'm done.

People don't buy Moet & Dom because they love the taste, the buy it because they need "Livin' Large" photo on Facebook!

An excellent weapon and luck had been on my side. To be successful, the best fighter pilot needs both.

Ordinarily, everything we do is in our self-interest. Everything.

Being banned from UK will be minor irritant for [Donald] Trump, but catastrophic for local community around Turnberry.

For most women, including women who want to have children, contraception is not an option; it is a basic health care necessity.

Manhattan is a narrow island off the coast of New Jersey devoted to the pursuit of lunch.

John Floridis was very inspiring. He plays so well.

I don't psyche myself up. I psyche myself down. I think clearer when I'm not psyched up.

In closing, let me just thank God, on the floor of the House, for not turning away from us even though we seem to be turning away from Him.