In a hollow head there is much room for knowledge.

The streets of Vienna are paved with culture, the streets of other cities with asphalt.

Someone who can write aphorisms should not fritter away his time in essays.

Corruption is worse than prostitution. The latter might endanger the morals of an individual, the former invariably endangers the morals of the entire country.

I had a terrible vision: I saw an encyclopedia walk up to a polymath and open him up.

The sound principle of a topsy-turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order has stood every test.

An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.

A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.

Newspapers have roughly the same relationship to life as fortune-tellers to metaphysics.

Christianity has enriched the erotic meal with the appetizer of curiosity and spoiled it with the dessert of remorse.

The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.

Perhaps the magic would last, perhaps it wouldn't. But then again, what does?

In the modern view, unbridled personal freedom is the only good to be pursued; any obstacle to it is a problem to be overcome.

I relieve rappers just like Tylenol

Affliction is a mother, Whose painful throes yield many sons, Each fairer than the other.

LA Clippers should come to Louisville

They [police] do me like that all the time! "What you work for?".

I'm a lifelong bachelor, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't marry the right woman.

It's not that diabetes, heart disease, and obesity runs in your family...It's that no one runs in you family!

Confidence is the most important thing, more important than gold or currency.

Too much to know is to know nought but fame; And every godfather can give a name.