In God's great vaudeville, Mother is the headliner.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

My experiences remind me that it's those black clouds that make the blue skies even more beautiful.

Traumas produce their disintegrating effects in proportion to their intensity, duration and repetition. (1909)

The Fairness Project is endeavoring to try to do what we can to make a fairer society.

A wounding tongue. I'm working on it. Perhaps its the Celt in me.

Chilli ice cream doesn't taste bad. But I wouldn't eat it again.

You take delight not in a city's seven or seventy wonders, but in the answer it gives to a question of yours.

I like the trivial, vulgar and exalted.

I hate women because they have brought into the currency of our language such expressions as "all righty" and "yes indeedy" and hundreds of others.

I want to tell stories and make people feel good. That's when music is at its finest.

Just as a little bird cracks open the shell and flies out, we fly out of this shell, the shell of the body. We call that death, but strictly speaking, death is nothing but a change of form.