If you wish to be popular in society consent to be taught many things you already know.

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.

Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.

A woman will sometimes forgive the man who tries to seduce her, but never the man who misses an opportunity when offered.

Society is divided into two classes: the shearers and the shorn. We should always be with the former against the latter.

Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say enough on that subject.

What clever man has ever needed to commit a crime? Crime is the last resort of political half-wits.

Since the masses are always eager to believe something, for their benefit nothing is so easy to arrange as facts.

I found there a country with thirty-two religions and only one sauce.

The art of putting the right men in the right places is first in the science of government; but that of finding places for the discontented is the most difficult.

Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool.

The blessed in the kingdom of heaven will see the punishments of the damned, in order that their bliss be more delightful for them.

What you pray for today, will be manifest tomorrow.

Rain woke him, a slow drizzle, his feet tangled in coils of discarded fiberoptics. The arcade's sea of sound washed over him, receded, returned. Rolling over, he sat up and held his head.

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

...I deeply believe that there is a power greater than ours that's helping us in our fight.

I encourage costumers to not focus on trends but to just wear whatever they feel like wearing because I think that's when a woman looks most attractive - when she's the most comfortable.

Actually, my worst nightmare is losing my best friend, as I imagine most people's are.

I'm very aware there are lots of other people who are just bright and working just as hard, with just the same dedication to make the world a good place.