If you want to be a genius, it's easy: All you gotta say is, 'Everything stinks.' Then, you're never wrong.

If you want to be a genius, it's easy: All you gotta say is, "Everything stinks." Then, you're never wrong. That's how much of a genius I am! That's how I got to where I am today!

Maybe freedom means defining yourself any way you want to be.

Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat or a man. The idea of difference is a human conception for man's own advantage.

Speak softly and carry a big stick

Don't let yesterday take up too much of today.

To know a man properly, you must know the shape of his hurt - the specific wound around which his person has been formed like a scab.

Lyc-V is a jealous virus. It exterminates all other invaders with extreme prejudice.

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested!

Only in love is there trust - even the possibility of trust.

It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.

Today's reports confirm that, unfortunately, post-crisis America is still not back to its good economic self.