If you've got a big mouth and you're controversial, you're going to get attention.

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.

The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't.

Work hard, be patient, and be a sponge while learning your business. Learn how to take criticism. Follow your gut instincts and don't compromise.

I'd say the most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand...

I think you have to judge everything based on your personal taste. And if that means being critical, so be it. I hate political correctness. I absolutely loathe it.

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinarily bad.

I want people to understand that from the minute Lady Gaga arrived, she created a new set of rules: being different is good; embrace it.

Not everybody is perfect, and I don't think we should be looking for perfect people.

The best way to kill someone is from the inside, by crushing their hopes and dreams.

Why do people only understand what they want to......instead of what they could or should understand?

I want you to see that I'm looking. Look at me look at you. I'm cool with that.

Somehow liberals have been unable to acquire from life what conservatives seem to be endowed with at birth: namely, a healthy skepticism of the powers of government agencies to do good.

I'm not denouncing the church, and I'm not interested in people who want me to denounce the church. It's not a church worthy of denouncing.

The best antidote to prejudice is reality.

The Room is a drama that is also a comedy that is also an existential cry for help that is finally a testament to human endurance.

We have to do what we can to help wherever and whenever it is possible for us to help.

We're like licorice. Not everybody likes licorice, but the people who like licorice really like licorice.

You've got to go after your dreams. If you don't make an effort, nothing's ever going to change.

It’s okay is a cosmic truth…It’s okay. If there were nothing here for us to learn, we wouldn’t bother to pay the fare.