If you're getting married less you're getting less divorces.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Sometimes, when you sleep with the enemy, waking up is the hardest part." ~ Muse

True courage is being afraid, and going ahead and doing your job anyhow, that's what courage is.

I'm African American, I'm a lot of other things, a musician and an artist. But that woman part holds the most pain for me. And therefore, obviously, the most lessons.

If a rise in wages does not raise prices, a fall will not reduce them.

We're not to follow our hearts, we're to guard our hearts.

When it comes to Fashion Week, I think it's time to hit a refresh.

Everything we know has its origins in questions. Questions, we might say, are the principal intellectual instruments available to human beings.

To everyone who loves a long-secret romance, revealed at last.

If your letters are as long as the bible, they will appear short to me. Only let them be brim full of affection.