If you just sort of say, everyone gets equal pay, you get away from the whole American dream, you get away from capitalism in a sense.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Make it a habit to ask for business referrals. There's nothing pushy about it. People won't give you referrals unless you deserve them.

Truth itself is the best prudence.

The successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.

A harem lacks variety compared to a woman with whom you are deeply in love.

I've got to be high class... Which is sad, because I like bars.

I go to correctional facilities and talk to kids there. They have little kids in there who are, like, 12 years old, stealing cars and stuff like that.

When you invite trouble, it's usually quick to accept.

There is always a reason. When I look back on things that really upset me at the moment, I can always see why it happened in retrospect.

My whole childhood was about being in the garden. It wasn't really a religious place to me. The love I felt there... was in contradiction with what I saw in the streets. It was a different world.

No taxation without respiration.