If you have good neighbours, you can bear living in a bad cottage; if you have bad neighbours, you can't bear living even in a good palace!

While people are struggling unhappily in the cities against the cruel authorities, a waterfall happily and cheerfully flows in the nature; there is happiness only if there is freedom!

There is a hidden message in every waterfall. It says, if you are flexible, falling will not hurt you!

Water is the most perfect traveller because when it travels it becomes the path itself!

A very wise quote is a spectacular waterfall! When you see it, you feel its power!

Sunset is so marvellous that even the sun itself watches it every day in the reflections of the infinite oceans!

A waterfall cannot be silent, just as the wisdom! When they speak, the voice of power speaks!

A wise quote can only change a wise man! Therefore, wise sayings are for the wise men, not for the fools! The sunflowers turn their face toward the Sun, the fools, toward the darkness!

When the wisdom speaks, be silent. Do not waste your candle when the sun is there.

If you have discovered a truth, tell it first to a parrot! Every new truth needs an insistent repetition!

Sometimes when you lose your way in the fog, you end up in a beautiful place! Don't be afraid of getting lost!

On the theft of his material by Denis Leary: "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did."

Titus looks like Tyson when he strips off in the dressing-room, except he doesn't bite and has a great tackle.

Would you like to meet him? I could summon him up in a trice of you like. Being a warlock, and all.

Wild women don't get the blues.

You don't chose your passion, your passion choses you

You'd rather make up a fantasy version of somebody in your head than be with a real person.

I certainly have played a lot of strong characters, and I love playing a strong character.

Shame brings no advantage in misfortunes, for silence (of the accused) is the ally of the speaker.

Hemingway sucks. If I set out to write that way, it would have been been hollow and lifeless because it wasn't me.

Here's the deal with Matty Morrison: He is the most unassuming, nicest, most humble guy, who also happens to be extremely talented.