If you can't laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anybody else? I think people see the human side of you when you do that.

But in the end it's still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can't shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you've missed the point.

A bad attitude is worse than a bad swing.

I'm going to a special place when I die, but I want to make sure my life is special while I'm here.

People who have never had an addiction don't understand how hard it can be.

I don't think it's healthy to take yourself too seriously.

I think that we all have something in common in that we have dreams. The thing about dreams is sometimes you get to live them out.

That's why I'm very proud of being American. I'm proud to pay taxes. I pay a lot of taxes, but it sure beats the alternative.

With the media, I could be quick and ugly and critical. I tend to wear my emotions on my sleeve.

Then I would have an occasional cigarette and then I started back dipping. I started dipping last year. My family has asked me again to stop, and I'm trying my best to do that.

I'm 42 now, what I would consider prime time.

It's ironic that when you go through a tragedy, you appreciate more. You realize how fragile life is and that there are so many things to still be thankful for.

There are conservative people in all colours in America.

Social issues have been used to distract Americans from their own self interests since Nixon's southern strategy, and now people are paying the price.

It is easy to be wise on behalf of others than to be so for ourselves.

The power of saying no is so much more than the power of saying yes.

Those who boast about being "brutally honest" are usually more brutal than honest.

Yeah, what happened was Universal wanted one of the characters to be nice so they chose me so there was a scene where the girl was tied to the bed and I let her go.

A parent can seem very kind and gentle, but as any child knows, as soon as that parent gets stressed, they can suddenly turn and get a bit angry.

Freedom is a hard-bought thing and millions are in chains, but they strain toward the new day drawing near.

And whiter grows the foam, The small moon lightens more; And as I turn me home, My shadow walks before.