If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.

We have blacks and whites, Jews and Arabs, Serbs and Croats, and Filipinos and Vietnamese here. At the end of the day, everyone is each other's brother.

Courage is a sort of insistence on the value of life and the worth of transient things.

You've got to lose to know how to win.

Decide on what you think is right and stick to it.

... a warrior could not avoid pain and grief but only the indulging in them

Water is the mother of the vine, the nurse and fountain of fecundity, the adorner and refresher of the world.

We change ideas like neckties.

Everything is in how you are going to handle it. As a lifelong nightclub comic, I'm ready to handle whatever I have to handle.

It seems with every new day, we have a new veto threat from the president.

Ive spent my whole life working in a medium that was regarded with contempt largely because of historical reasons.

Yes, I live in God, and shall eternally. It is His hand upholds me now; and death will be but an uplifting of me into His bosom.