If you allow people to treat you like a doormat, they will expect you to say WELCOME.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

True friendship has no checks or balances. Once someone starts Keeping Score, the game is over.

To consult the rules of composition before making a picture is a little like consulting the law of gravitation before going for a walk.

It always came down to his freaking pride.

When it’s not meant to make you up, it’s meant to fake you up. Just say no and act right. Be bold to say “no”.

Alekhine developed as a player much more slowly than most. In his twenties, he was an atrocious chessplayer, and didn't mature until he was well into his thirties.

Love is nothing but lust misspelled.

Gosh, I couldn't even talk right until I was about 6 years old or something like that.

It is not enough for us to be where God is worshipped, if we do not ourselves worship him.

I had lived a charmed life, and then I lost a beautiful woman I loved with all my heart.

Free enterprise has done more to reduce poverty than all the government programs dreamed up by Democrats.