If there was a light at the end of the tunnel, the flickering bulb above my head wasn’t it. The faces of my tormentors were no angels—they were hell’s minions and I’d stepped into their purgatory.

The righteous shall rejoice.

You are not listening to a word I am saying . . . and I am making the most delightful plans for your future.

I know parental embarrassment usually stops somewhere at fifteen, but he just kept on giving me good reasons.

Not only can you not plan the impact you're going to have, you often won't recognize it when you're having it.

Nothing is so beautiful as spring- When weeds in wheels, shoot long and lovely and lush.

Our body is a well-set clock, which keeps good time, but if it be too much or indiscreetly tampered with, the alarm runs out before the hour.

The only weapon that we have in our hands this evening is the weapon of protest. That's all.

Your mind and your luck determine your destiny!

In Utah, there are no bad things in the water there. It's just smooth, really beautiful.

I’m not a comedian, but I love the comedians who know when to get off the stage.