If there is a God, man's immortality is certain. If not, Immortality would not be worth having.

Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.

James - "Are you paying attention or just trying to make me look like an idoit?"Elizabeth - "Oh, I'm definately paying attention. If you look like an idiot it has nothing to do with me.

Clever nations are the ones who keep changing their governments! Because power must change hands otherwise it will get spoiled and rot!

The public has always expected me to be a playboy, and a decent chap never lets his public down.

Writing is my vacation from living.

The greatest single virtue of a strong legislature is not what it can do, but what it can prevent.

I love directing. It's where my heart is, and it's the way my mind works.

ever since I met you I have admired you more than any girl...I have ever met since...I met you.

I'm going to create a very strong scent which can kill a boy!