If the roof caves in and the tenants are sitting in the debris, they will laugh like hell. They will endure any hardship as long as it means trouble for the landlord.

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.

Books do not make life easier or more simple, but harder and more interesting.

The conservatives nearly always tolerate the demagogue while he is destroying liberals.

A tablecloth restaurant is still one of the great rewards of civilization.

I remember how often some of us walked out of the darkness of the Lower East Side and into the brilliant sunlight of Washington Square.

No man does right by a woman at a party.

To enjoy life at its best, be an epitome of style and elegance.

Be thankful for the simple things and God's love and you will never be disappointed when life gets hard.

A person gets built and stands for a few years and then nature’s demolition team comes in.

Owing to the fact he was a mute they were able to give him all the qualities they wanted him to have.

You've got to exercise. Your health account, your bank account, they're the same thing. The more you put in, the more you can take out.

It's not a date. I bought my own drink and I didn't shave my legs.

Never trust a preacher with more than two suits.

I feel like I'm a fan of film who's actually in the business, too. So it'd be like saying like, ‘Yeah, I love the NFL,’ and then, ‘Yeah, I'm also a wide receiver.’

Love isn't love until you give it away.

Preparation is - if not the key to genius - then at least the key to sounding like a genius.