If she [Hillary Clinton] had not stood by the guy at any point, that might have meant the end of his [Bill Clinton's] career.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

A kind of losing loadum is their game, Where the worst writer has the greatest fame.

Bob says hello, " He told the stars.The Argo II sailed into the night.

Meeting your soulmate has a certain amount of meant-to-be-ness to it, AND it requires a big dose of make-it-happen-ness.

Success to me is being able to do what I love, make a living at it and to support myself and the ones I love.

I just liked the idea of being engaged.

The only person for whom the house was in any way special was Arthur Dent, and that was only because it happened to be the one he lived in.

Work and love these are the basics; waking life is a dream controlled.

Giving debt relief to people that really need it, that's what foreclosure is.

Yeah but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn't stop to think if they should.

We are such a sound-bite culture; people are so accustomed to flipping through their television so quickly that we only have just a few seconds to grab someone's attention.