If one can't be happy, one must be amused.

I am sometimes bored by people, but never by life.

To fall in love you have to be in the state of mind for it to take, like a disease.

The great advantage of living in a large family is that early lesson of life's essential unfairness.

An aristocracy in a republic is like a chicken whose head has been cut off: it may run about in a lively way, but in fact it is dead.

Life itself, she thought, as she went upstairs to dress for dinner, was stranger than dreams and far, far more disordered.

A typical Irish dinner would be: cream flavored with lobster, cream with bits of veal in it, green peas and cream, cream cheese, cream flavored with strawberries.

The English lord marries for love, and is rather inclined to love where money is; he rarely marries in order to improve his coat of arms.

Surely a King who loves pleasure is less dangerous than one who loves glory?

People in towns are always preoccupied. 'Have I missed the bus? Have I forgotten the potatoes? Can I get across the road?

Life is sometimes sad and often dull, but there are currants in the cake, and here is one of them.

An actor is a guy who if you ain't talking about him ain't listening.

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice.

Anytime I can add a smile to somebody's life that's all well and good, but I play the game to play the game.

I want to make my mark,' he says. But what target, I wonder, are you going to hit?

I hope to always be myself, except more mature and knowing more.

I'm vain enough to want do a movie again, but right now more roles are the last thing on my list.

I was the one of those students who made the top half of the class possible.

They say you cannot make a noise to annoy yourself.

Really, Mr. Lincoln, I have had enough of this show business.

Available light is any damn light that is available!