If, at some future point, my face collapses around my eyes, I'd probably do something about it. My eyes are where I live, and if people couldn't see them, no one would know me.

Every once in a while when I get a migraine, I like to think, "Who hates me today?"

You know you're screwed when a Western doctor recommends acupuncture.

I think what can be most shameful or embarrassing is when our bodies broadcast a secret we'd prefer no one to know. This is why I hate rashes, in particular face rashes.

We want to believe we couldn't be replaced, and that the people we love are irreplaceable.

No matter what you wear, not everyone is going to understand what you're saying.

I surround myself with women who inspire me to be more ambitious, and who constantly astonish me with their magnetism, style, and smarts.

I wouldn't be myself if I weren't always trying to be someone else. I only have so much time on this earth and I want to be as many people as possible.

I spend far too much time on eBay buying lamps and upholstery remnants.

I've subsequently become conscious of MAKING MEMORIES. Which makes me sound like a scrapbooker.

I am simply looking for a companion with whom to spend my days, a companion who will cherish as much as I the stupidity of living in the moment, and spend every dull, amazing second with me.

Don’t just wish you were rich, use Cosmic Ordering.

And please God, grant me the wisdom to remember that I am writing for children, not golden stickers.

The great thing about falling apart, is that you get to decide how to put yourself back together. Make good choices.

There was no real sense of life because she had nothing to contrast it with.

The difference between a jogger and a runner is an entry blank.

The slaves of socialism are slaves, but they are no one's property and therefore no one's loss.

I think I have more of a director's brain than an actor's brain, in a way.

As you cannot do what you want, Want what you can do

The key to a good life is this: If you're not going to talk about something during the last hour of your life, then don't make it a top priority during your lifetime.

You can be a star here in Europe and not be known at all in the United States.