If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.

He was supposed to be the one I loved forever. But he never saw the tears stream down my face. Never knew the hurt and humiliation and anguish. He just disappeared into the night,

People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices."

If I made a mistake in singing a song or in the script, I could have some fun with it, then retain any of the fun that sounded amusing.

Holding together a kind of tension. When you see a painting that's really good that's what it's doing.

If I've been accused a number of times of writing plays where the endings are ambivalent, indeed, that's the way I find life.

Agree to these ground rules: Be curious, conversational and real. Don't persuade or interrupt. Listen, listen, listen.

... love always betrays its intentions.

People have to decide, first of all, how they'd like to live, and how secure they want to be from disaster. After that, scientists can help determine what would be necessary to achieve that.

I'm a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette.

Generosity is giving until it makes you uncomfortable.