If I were making a country, I'd get the sewage pipes first, then the democracy, then I'd go about giving pamphlets and statues of Gandhi to other people, but what do I know? I'm just a murderer!

It's amazing. The moment you show cash, everyone knows your language.

See, the poor dream all their lives of getting enough to eat and looking like the rich. And what do the rich dream of?? Losing weight and looking like the poor.

You ask 'Are you a man or a demon?' Neither, I say. I have woken up, and the rest of you are sleeping, and that is the only difference between us.

Neither you nor I speak English, but there are some things that can be said only in English.

A White Tiger keeps no friends. It's too dangerous.

But isn't it likely that everyone in this world...has killed someone or other on their way to the top?...All I wanted was a chance to be a man--and for that, one murder is enough.

The Rooster Coop was doing its work. Servants have to keep other servants from becoming innovators, experimenters or entrepreneurs. The coop is guarded from the inside.

Being called a murderer: fine, I have no objection to that. It's a fact: I am a sinner, a fallen human. But to be called a murderer by the police!

We may not have sewage, drinking water, and Olympic gold medals, but we do have democracy.

He can read and write, but he doesn't get what he's read. He's half-baked. The country is full of people like him, I'll tell you that. And we entrust our glourious parliamentary democracy

Make the best of the time you have left, live like there is no tomorrow.

The phrases of the Lord's Prayer, "are words we pray, not always because we believe them, but because we WANT to believe them.

O give thanks unto the Lord for he is good: for his mercy endureth forever.

Thank God my best friend's a therapist.

A horse can have a job and not be a slave. He can look forward to it and enjoy it. That's the same for me.

I love to exercise outside in the fresh air and sun: hiking, swimming, stand-up paddleboarding, and jogging.

Television can become a bit of a treadmill for directors. You come in, nobody knows you, the actors are already doing what they're doing, and you're just one of a number of directors who comes in.

Because we cannot know what God is, but only what He is not, we cannot consider how He is but only how He is not.

He likes to take strolls by himself and believes dog-catchers are friendly innkeepers who'll take care of a meal. He's gullible and has never learned to fight back against a ruthless world.

The fruit of the Spirit is not what we can make ourselves do for a moment, But what God makes us to be for a lifetime.